Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket.

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne. He is sweet on the porridge.

by Fhille June 15, 2019

Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

gone off porridge

When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

Bulldog eating porridge

A rather large girl/man eating ass out with creamed corn smeared on their face.

She growled that ass like a bulldog eating porridge on a warm Sunday afternoon.

by Alanabrettlee April 12, 2023

Bin bag full of porridge

An insult used against a very fat and jiggly person.

“Shut up you bin bag full of porridge”

by JPWS May 19, 2025

Asenovgrad cheese poridge

A sexual act where a man eats his smegma off of his partner's liquid fecal matter

"Are you hungry for our Asenovgrad cheese poridge?"

by QmbolskaGrozdova March 17, 2026