Poptart Cat

The "Nyan Cat" is commonly referred to as "Poptart Cat" to idiots such as Javier Altimirano, and many more.

Justin: "Hey Javier, come listen to this song!"
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."

Poptart Cat by definatelynotjustin October 30, 2011

poptart dad 

A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.

Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....

Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"

Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"

poptart dad by children raising children June 30, 2011

poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

poptart by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008

Poptart Love 

The love between two people who met online and are crazy about each other even though they have never met. Yet.

The love Kodi has for Mitch and Mitch has for Kodi. Kodi lives in Ohio and Mitch lives in Missouri. Which is Poptart Love.

Poptart Love by Ohio Poptart June 18, 2009

Mongolian Poptart 

Verb: The fierce action of violent butt sex while threatening your partner with a bludgeoning tool.

I gave my wife the Mongolian Poptart last night and I'm pretty sure she left this morning with the kids. I hope I'm not in the dog house.

Mongolian Poptart by TheRealCK August 10, 2010

Poptart

A person who pops in and out of your life at his or her convenience.

Woman #1: "I haven't heard from this guy in weeks. Now he wants to meet up."

Woman #2: rolls eyes "He's such a poptart...what a loser...block him."

Poptart by JDOMSBA July 2, 2021

Middletown Poptart 

This happens when you take a poptart, toast it, and shove it in a girls vagina.
Then you eat the poptart as it lodged in her vagina!
YUMMY!!

Middletown Poptart

Middletown Poptart by Nightwolfx2 January 15, 2009