Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019

to pootered to putt

Tired exhausted no energy

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt

by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 30, 2019

Pooter

A tiny turd

l been constipated for days. All I do is drop an occasional pooter or two.

by 'Nati Sr May 31, 2018

pooter

fuckboy, man whore, etc

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.

by camycamsdf June 11, 2019

Pooter Plug

What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.

HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!

by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018

Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017