Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.

Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.

by Pinostar November 9, 2017

platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.

Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!

by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023

Platonic

Kissing is platonic Trust!

Trust! Its Platonic!

by Ricardo Randy December 8, 2024

platon

platon is a cheeky robot, hes a bit silly and definitely emo. He has a slay band and no hoes xxx

hoes:who is platon?

by l0lasto3s January 26, 2023

platonic soulmates

isabelle and valeria, aka bella and larry

omg we are platonic soulmates! just like isabelle and valeria!

by steveismylove June 2, 2022

Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.

I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.

by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021