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Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob
So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.
by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018
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Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.
Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.
by Pinostar November 9, 2017
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platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.
Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!
by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023
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Platonic

Kissing is platonic Trust!
Trust! Its Platonic!
by Ricardo Randy December 8, 2024
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platon

platon is a cheeky robot, hes a bit silly and definitely emo. He has a slay band and no hoes xxx
hoes:who is platon?
by l0lasto3s January 26, 2023
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platonic soulmates

isabelle and valeria, aka bella and larry
omg we are platonic soulmates! just like isabelle and valeria!
by steveismylove June 2, 2022
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Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.
by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021
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