pity-like

The act of "liking" a friend's status on Facebook because no one else has liked their status.

Sounds like the perfect time for a pity-like.

by pityliker101 April 4, 2011

pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

pity peekaboo

1. Repeatedly deactivating and reactivating your social media pages following a break-up.

2. Creating vague, pity-seeking social media posts which reference your unexpected new single life, but only in the most general way - and then deleting them.

"Chris and Bailey broke up. Did you see Bailey's Facebook statuses?"
"I'm looking for her page, but I can't find it. I think she deleted the whole thing!"
"Uh oh - pity peekaboo!"

by juliablank March 14, 2014

Pity Rape

When its firstly classified as rape, yet the person begins to feel sorry/ bad for the rapist and allows them to continue until they've finished

Ben pinned down Anika to the floor and became raping her, yet as the action dragged out she began to feel sorry for Ben, as he was loser at her high-school, so she allowed him to continue until he was finished making it pity rape.

by Ragezilla17 October 1, 2016

Pity Fap

When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.

Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"

Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022

Shift-pity

The expression of fake sorrow for another person having a horrible work schedule

“I’m working graveyard on weekends now.” “Oh, that’s rough. I don’t know how you do it.” “I don’t need your shift-pity.”

by PdmHillsboro April 17, 2020