Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
by Jack who eventually sucked ass March 2, 2021
Get the Ping pong mug.A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
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Get the cracket ping pong mug.The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
by Dr the Mr Buttcheeks May 2, 2021
Get the Taiwanese Ping Pong mug.When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
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