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me: I'm so bored.
Mom did you do your school work.
Me:Yeah
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pikyhnrfvwsxolujmtgbedcqaz by Websters Apprentice September 4, 2020

Neo-Pokey 

Stemming from Hokey Pokey. Means 'New-Pokey'. The modern way to 'hokey pokey' which includes grinding, slam dancing, and well known rap dances such as 'Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It' and 'Soulja Boy'

Example One:
Random Boy: "Woah. They're playing 'Candy Shop' on the intercom!
Random Chick: "Quick! Grab your friends and let's go neo-pokey!"

Example two:
Random Boy: "Yeah, we were neo-pokeying in the mosh pit at the Blood Brothers concert."

Neo-Pokey by Data Murderface October 30, 2007

Shit-piked

To be extremely drunk. Beyond drunken normality

Dude, I was completely shit-piked last night. I can't believe i cupped that guys balls

Shit-piked by Tudor-god March 22, 2009

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey 

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

Pandemic Pokey-Cokey by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

Pokeybumwank 

The art of poking ones bum to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of wanking (Male masturbation).

'He totally is going for a pokeybumwank.'
'I did a pokeybumwank last night and it was the hardest I'd ever cum'

Pokeybumwank by SJIsCool April 1, 2010

Pike-on-a-bike 

(Pikey)
A pikey travelling by bike, often seen outside convenience stores, blocking pavements and generally making the place look a mess.

Pike-on-a-bike by Dave Paulis October 6, 2003

Wokey Pokey 

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

Wokey Pokey by astrofisch June 17, 2018