phonebrator

Phonebrator is a phone being used as a cheap vibrator.

Phonebrator

step1- put on
step2- insert phone
step3- call the phone

by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

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Phone Lag

The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.

Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.

You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)

Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?

You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???

by TheeKoJak September 20, 2016

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Phoneclaw

The act of using a White Claw Spiked Seltzer as a telephone to reach your nearest White Claw neighbor at any function. The phoneclaw can only be made with a White Claw beverage. Be careful, as you may begin a conference claw.

Sorry I can't speak with you right now, I'm currently tied up in a very important phoneclaw.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

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brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

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whore phone

A cheap phone that you only give the number to whores, so that they don't bother you on your regular phone.

Hey, that looks like a candidate for my whore phone!

by Kate the Great 127 December 16, 2008

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Cell Phone Pixies

Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.

Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."

Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"

by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009

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