Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.
by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022
by WeebEnable630 October 28, 2019
"The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.
Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?
Nah, I just wanted a blowjob
Thats dumb
Peep The Sy Philosophy
Nah, I just wanted a blowjob
Thats dumb
Peep The Sy Philosophy
by Prof. LeMeow November 04, 2020
People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it
Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---
Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...
Friend: Huh?
Me: Nothing...
by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022
The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.
by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022
Forward Philosophy; directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.
Used in a sentence; I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.
by Kevin P. Olson July 30, 2022