Pulled a Pete

When you do something incredibly stupid like wearing your shoes on the wrong feet the entire night then making a comment like "damn I hate these shoes they hurt"

Billy, you pulled the biggest Pete ever last night. Can't believe you got arrested!

Damn, I pulled a Pete and left my wallet at home.

Don't pull Pete's

by DJMALO August 4, 2013

pete beale

Used instead of a Wolf Whistle when a fit woman walks by. (Sounds like a Wolf whistle when said)

Two blokes walking down the street and a fit woman is coming towards them one says to the other "Pete Beale"

by Kevin Penna October 30, 2007

pete hollox

a bald tree hugging monk

hi names pete hollox and i live in a cellar

by Willy Bollox November 28, 2010

Le Pete

Scandalous Frenchman who can have any woman or man he wants. Usually seen wearing a mustache and smoking in front of a cafe or wine bar. Has an air of superiority and revels in his sexcapades. People love his accent and you invite him over to your table for a drink with your girlfriend/boyfriend. In a matter of minutes, your girlfriend/boyfriend becomes his. Beware Le Pete!!!

Jack: What happened to Bonnie, your girl.
Jill: Bonnie is with Le Pete now.
Jack: Sacre Bleu, didn't he just do you? (yesterday)

by glen juniah November 3, 2017

cheesy pete's

An exclamation made when swearing is not appropriate (ie workplace or in front of parents, etc.). Or used when someone does something stupid but swearing isn't allowed

Boss: "I need you to work a double today"

You: "Cheesy Pete's!!!!"

by angel070104 August 28, 2017

pistol pete

Similar to the spastic eagle, it's when a man is on his knees and has three girls standing over him. he has to lick one girl's pussy, and finger the other girls simultaneously with his hands in the form of pistols. You can imagine how this would look like a man weilding two pistols.

Picture a western shoot out acted out in the bedroom. . . PISTOL PETE

by PistolPeterSE March 10, 2009

pete and paulie

an irresistibly cute panda duo consisting of one large panda and one small panda whose names cannot be distinguished. they are found and adopted in Kay Jewelers and are usually accompanied by the purchase of a diamond ring, necklace, or other piece of jewelry meant to be given as a gift. However, when these gifts are dispersed, the loved one will find the panda duo and find it irresistible, leading to total neglect of the highly more expensive piece of jewelry.

Oh my god, pete and paulie! why do they look like conjoined pandas?

by kevin_kevin_kevin January 3, 2009