Bart Simpson Depressed

They think depression is an aesthetic and prove it with sad bart Simpson edits and have a playlist named "Sad boi Hours :(" that's 12 hours long

"Hey guys I thought i would tell u i'm depressed... *Starts crying to Billie eilish*

"What is up with these bart Simpson depressed kids y'all cringe"

by s1ml0g1c July 20, 2021

I'm so fucking depressed

when you constantly feel like you're going to cry but you never do, and your heart feels heavy, and the world feels dark, and sometimes you try to distract yourself with other things, which helps but the feeling never truly goes away, and only lasts temporally, and you always end up going back to where you feel like you're mentally decaying.

Person 1-"I'm so fucking depressed"
person 2-"you're just doing it for attention"

by ChompCarrots September 21, 2022

Wowzers my guy I'm depressed.

A phrase to easily show how depressed you are, even though 56% of the time its a joke.

Random person: "You're stupid"

Another random person: "Wowzers my guy I'm depressed."

by ImHereUnfortunatly April 13, 2019

pimpressed

Pimpressed- adj, (1) The manner of thinking an abject or thing is fancy and impressive (2) To be sligtly more impressed then normal
(Also see pimpressive, pimpresses, pimpressing)

Ex: (1) Wow that shiny golden cup you made is awsome , im pimpressed(2) The fact that you have been to 31 concerts this month with only 28 days is
amazing , infact i'm pimpressed.

by Zach "chachi" D August 11, 2006

depressed

"are you ok?"
they ask

i respond
as quickly
as i can
so they will not
notice the earthquakes in my voice
or the tsunamis

in my eyes
or the drought
in my heart.

~ellen everett

friend: hey are you ok?
me: *i'm so depressed i could literally die right here right now.* I'm fine.

by en@gy November 20, 2018

Deeply Depressed

A Reddit Copypasta saying "I'm deeply depressed. I don't find anything in life worth living. I'm tired of the endless cycle of getting up in the morning to do nothing. I don't know what to do anymore because frankly its driving me insane. I wake up, and i want to die. Nobody in my life knows anything about this and I'm afraid of telling them because i don't want to risk getting sent back to a mental hospital. I cant tell anybody and its burning me up inside. I'm done everybody. Goodbye." It's meant to parody people who keep posting about theyr depression online mostly doing it for attention and "sympathy"

Rebecca: I'm deeply depressed, I just have noone to talk t-

Niall: Shut the fuck up rebecca you keep talking about this shit everytime we go outside. We wont invite you anymore if you keep being such an annoying twat.

by akselly March 12, 2021

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

by Javalentinte July 3, 2021