shit pencil

When you pull out during anal and she forgot to shit so you pull out a shit pencil
She gave me a shit pencil last night and I wrote slut on her cheeks
by resperent December 08, 2019
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Thomas pencil

the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.
by Deifinerrrr November 06, 2021
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Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.
Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.
by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011
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Sparklie Pencil

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.
by DANKYNUG July 16, 2010
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Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic
(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"
by Pencil Child November 17, 2017
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Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!
by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019
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pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.
Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.
by jimmybomm October 15, 2020
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