wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
dam your moring wood pecker be showing
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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Plastic pecker

Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.
Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker
by Datcuzzi September 08, 2020
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Pecker Toss

A sexual take on the classic childhood game of ring toss in which a moderately-proportioned rubber penis is placed in a an accesible location for all players who then attempt to toss colored rings onto said penis. A full game set can be purchased at CondomWorld, located in Boston, Mass.
"Girl, you look exhausted!"
"Yeah, girl, my roommate Morgan and I were up playing Pecker Toss until 4am."
by Alec Coyle July 14, 2008
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Pecker Twist

The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.
Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!
by Projekt-Extinktion June 23, 2010
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Pecker Prints

When someone asks to see or use your phone and they skank up your screen...
"Ewww, please wipe those pecker prints off my phone before you give it back."
by WillWordPower January 29, 2021
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Chesters pecker

The result from eating Cheetos and jerking off while watching porn.
The Fish was getting bored from being laid off and got Chesters pecker.
by 2Amped4U November 14, 2014
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pecker nugget

The piece of shit that hangs off of your penis after anal.
After I went mudding with the wife, there was a pecker nugget hanging from my meaty bits.
by Alcoholandass May 23, 2017
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