Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

parelius

to pee on someone, while intoxicated, as they sleep.

did you see daniel and cyril? they just got pareliused!

by trailergang August 22, 2011

Parental Control

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.

Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"

by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013

parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)

in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!

by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

giulio parente

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy

hairy like a gorilla

by turner March 11, 2005

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Abortion: Talk someone into it.

by desPERRYado May 19, 2005

tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006