Pansexual

Someone who is attracted to pans and other kitchen appliances.

Pansexuals and mugsexuals are closely related.

by HamoudElArnoub November 21, 2021

Pansexual

A label hipsters use because bisexual is too mainstream.

NotCoolEnough: I'm Bisexual what about you?
Hipster: Eww, why would you be restricted by 2 specific genders?
NotCoolEnough: Actually Bisexual can also mean being attracted to parts of each gender or even traits.
Hipster: I know I just use Pansexual because Bisexual is too mainstream and I want to imply that I don't care what their gender is.
NotCoolEnough: Well you're using the word wrong, try the word idiot.

by Anikah October 15, 2015

Pansexual

The art of masturbating while searching for gold.

Bruce is such a pansexual for letting Mara slip her fold nugget up its ass.

by Obama is a Racist October 21, 2015

Pansexual

Usually a left wing humanoid with a shit hair cut, expressionless selfies, plays overwatch, loves gays but hates Milo Yiannopoulos. Very rarely spotted on Tinder. Easy to defeat.

"Oh by the way im Pansexual"

"K"

by Itscoopeinnit June 25, 2017

pansexuality

The same as Bisexuality.
Used by bisexual people who are SJWs and want attention.

person 1 "Did you hear Jane is pansexual?"
person 2 "Don't you mean bisexual, pansexuality is not a real thing"
person 1 "I know right! She is only saying it to get attention"

by bobthened September 1, 2016

Pansexual

A pansexual is somebody who is attracted to nor genders but personality.

Person one: "Look at that man he's so sexy!"
Pansexual: "I wonder what his personality is!"

by LGBTQ+ REPRESENTATIVE May 28, 2019

Pansexual

Pansexual is when somebody can be sexually attracted to anyone no matter what gender. This always confused me though because since there are only 2 genders wouldn't that make the bisexual?

Daughter: Mom, I'm pansexual. I hope you'll accept me for this.
Mom: No I don't accept you, you stupid bitch.
Daughter: Please Mom, I didn't choose to be like this.
Mom: Not your sexuality dumbass, there are only 2 genders. You're bisexual!!

Daughter: But......
Mom: You're uber will be here at 6:00.
Daughter: Where are you sending me!?
Mom: School.

by I'm not a homophobe btw August 26, 2018