brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

Phone Lag

The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.

Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.

You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)

Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?

You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???

by TheeKoJak September 20, 2016

Phone Jab

A jab with a phone

Hi Penny
Hey Dave
You okay?
Yeah, you?
PHONE JAB!!!
ow.

by DaveEggo February 14, 2012

pizza phone

When someone uses the hands-free speaker-phone feature on their phone then holds it in their hand and up to their mouth like it was a piece of pizza they are about to take a bite of.

"Is that guy driving about to take a bite out of his phone?!?"
"Ha! No, he's probably just using his pizza phone."
"Wow. That's stupid."

by ZUUL42 October 31, 2015

Phone Shy

The inablility to talk on the phone due to extreme shyness.

Noel is too phone shy. I cant get her to have phone sex with me.

by esco August 14, 2004

Red Phone

The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the screen. Usually accomplished through a cell phone.

"Are you sure you called him, you were hardly on the phone."

"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."

by King Hogs May 10, 2008

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.

Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly

by Don Joooan August 5, 2004