Oxford

A city in Oxfordshire: England. Famous for it's university, which is like quite old. Less famous for it's traffic jams and the general depression outsiders acquire having to listen to Oxford students blather on about how getting a degree is the only way you’ll get ahead in life.

Thank fuck I only have to work in this shithole of a place called Oxford!

by sine October 23, 2004

Oporno's

Slang for the Australian fast-food chain Oportos.

I went over to Oporno's yesterday and got a Large Bondage Meal!

by Thora "Trif" Rogers September 19, 2006

opporchancity

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

If gave the opporchancity for a roasting she would take it

by Scottc2910 December 9, 2008

Opportunistic Fucker

Noun, Adjective

1. a person that may have sex with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well

2. someone not considered a bisexual but will have sex with anyone of either gender without hesitation

Steve was not a bisexual, he was very much a straight man, but when he was horny it was fair game to anyone who offered but after he peaked it was back to being a straight man, which made him and Opportunistic Fucker

by Idregger April 28, 2011

Oxford

A town with a messed up intersection, 5 restaurants all next to each other, a school full of hicks, and a public bathroom (aka the oxford pool) The only thing to do here is to leave. If you blink while you drive through it you will miss it.

Hey were coming into oxford" 1 second later "Hey were leaving Oxford

by Rabidteddybear February 18, 2011

Opportunitang

When the opportunity for tang or poontang is foreseeable. More commonly used where the moment of opportunity is slim, usually the phrase "the opportunitang of a lifetime!" would be used here.

See also opporpoonity

Dude, Sarah was so drunk at that party last night when you were at home playing Starcraft. There was such opportunitang there and you missed it.

Dude, just got a text, my girlfriend's lost her birth control pills, but she's still protected for the next 12 hours, g2g take this opportunitang while I still can.

Brb - opportunitang.

by iamthesocklord August 19, 2010

Oxford, CT

Oxford ct, known for its rolling hills, beautiful valleys, stunning landscape and aging farms. Oxford is a small rural town nestled comfortably between the Housatonic River and the town of Nagatuck, CT. Though hilly and over 600' above sea level, Oxford is considered part of the Naugatuck Valley area and part of New Haven County. Oxford was a quaint, sleepy little town until Greedy Developers took it over.It is not uncommon these days to drive up a picturesque winding country road looking at the open pastures of a dairy farm, watching the local people tending to their Maple Syrup making and then suddenly find your self looking at a HUGE, totally out of place Mac mansion that has no place in a small quiet urban location where the houses around it are from the 1930's or earlier and are 2 - 3 bedroom homes. Also, theres been an up sweep of "gated" communities popping up as well, why the gates? afraid the locals your upsetting by building your "My Penis is too small so I built a large one shaped like a house" Homes might turn around in your $10,000.00 driveway? City folks claiming to "move out to the country to get away from it all" come here and make it as busy, noisy, crowded and unattractive as the cities they left!

Oxford, ct is a nice little town until you notice how many big houses there are up in the woods... who does that? what moron rich person builds a giant, 6 bedroom house on 2.5 acres in the middle of the woods?

by the_real_zacker August 1, 2012