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Greasy Oven Mitt

During a round of hardcore intercourse, a man places his testicles within the anus of a female.

Can be used in conjunction with a meat thermometer.
That chic was a freak. I gave her a greasy oven mitt and she loved it!
by Greasy13 July 27, 2010
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Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.
Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!
by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009
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Canadien Oven

The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself
Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!
by Rideman November 30, 2006
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oven fathers

((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. Kann Leor first proposed this idea. In his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a "genuine excess of paternal warmth" and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.
People used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality - we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.
by Walking Talking Dictionary January 7, 2007
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english oven

So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)
For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.
by Dildo faggins January 18, 2014
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pennsylvania dutch oven

When an Amish man locks a milano in a sauna until he/she passes out, then the Amish man fucks him/her raw.
OMG, my BFF Jill just got the ol' "pennsylvania dutch oven" treatment from Ismael down the road.
by Texas Tornado January 24, 2009
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white castle dutch oven

The act of vomiting in bed after a night of drinking and eating White Castle burgers. Then shoving your bed mates head under the sheets. Trapping them for their enjoyment, or not.
I have her the classic White Castle Dutch Oven last night! She was pissed.
by Whopperwithcheese October 18, 2013
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