A lanky cunt who is tall and has a really deep voice and isn't really enthusiastic about a lot of things
by Michael Siliva September 23, 2018

when a girl is in a relationship with someone else of which she doesn't wholeheartedly want to commit to and everyone knows you and her will get together after it's all ended.
by Tousead May 7, 2016

When its a Facebook 'friends' birthday and like everyone else you write happy birthday on their wall, but you wait until later that day so they can see it and it wont be buried under all the other comments.
Oh look its jacks Birthday!
I know.
Aren't you gonna say something?
Yeah but I'll do the Birthday wait so he can actually see it.
Oh...
I know.
Aren't you gonna say something?
Yeah but I'll do the Birthday wait so he can actually see it.
Oh...
by Kdot92 January 17, 2011

A title or position in a friend or relative’s wedding who really do not want in the actual wedding party.
by T Real! November 15, 2020

by Cat-on-the-interwebs September 4, 2022

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011

by monobollocks November 27, 2016
