Batch Rag

An article of clothing that is ejaculated in frequently, and washed rarely. It is easily hid or camouflaged amongst one's dirty clothes, and kept within an arm's length of the designated spank station.
"This dirty tube sock will make a fine Batch Rag for the next few weeks. I just hope my mom doesn't notice it's crunchiness when she throws it in the wash."
by Bonero69 July 16, 2013
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Dish-ragged

To get absolutely and positively owned, used, or abused. To be tossed down like a used dish rag after the dishes have been done. Generally used in the contexts of American football, fighting, and relationships.
1)"Wow, that running back just got dish-ragged by that Middle Linebacker."

2)"Rampage just dish-ragged that chump who tried to charge him."

3)"Man, Joe's girlfriend just dish-ragged his ass and left him for another dude."
by Bren G July 22, 2008
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shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.
"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"
by Timmy-K August 26, 2011
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Rag-a-muffin

1. One who looks a bit like a homeless person.
2. One who does not comb their hair.
3. One who wears old beat-up cloths.
4. Someone who is physically a mess.
Sally would look like a total rag-a-muffin till she bathed, did her hair and put on clean cloths.
by AaronS February 22, 2007
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French Rag

When You Go Down On A Girl While She's On The Rag.
"She Wanted Me To Fuck Her While She Was On Her Period But She Didn't Exspect A French Rag."
by Crazy Josh August 16, 2006
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fag rag

A pornographic magazine featuring content oriented towards homosexual males.
Get me some porn; get me something really nasty too; I don't want any of that airbrush shit. Get yourself a little treat too; get yourself a fag rag.

-Little Miss Sunshine
by AlanArkin April 10, 2007
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shit rag

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus
yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like
by AJUDD001 July 12, 2008
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