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Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive
by NLR718 June 11, 2006
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i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real
steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real
by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023
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bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.
by Renkari October 14, 2021
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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
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about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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Lose my shit

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.
by The real him March 13, 2023
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shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020
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