tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!
Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.
by darkwizardnamedwugga June 20, 2011
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Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.
I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that she’ll cry yogurt tears.
by THEWox September 02, 2021
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Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner
"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"
by legitmidget03 December 02, 2014
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Tears for fears

Tears for fears is a remarkable duo who sing great hits like everybody wants to rule the world, shout and mad world
by MackenzieKaspercuse May 09, 2019
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nostalgia tears

Nostalgia tears are the tears you shed during a moment of intense nostalgia.

Mostly this happens when you listen to a song you used to love listening to as a kid. Your brain remembers simpler and happier times of your life and you miss them.
Dude I just listened to (insert song here) and omg that really gave me nostalgia tears to my eyes..why can't things be this simple again?
by Turkish gnome August 12, 2019
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Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.
That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.
by Dic Penderyn May 02, 2018
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the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.
dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.
by aaron and kristy November 10, 2008
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