mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

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mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

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Photo Mission

A slang term used to describe taking photos as an activity. Often used in relation to skipping class or work for a day or portion of.

We took Friday off to go on a photo mission.

by Jaques Shenan February 8, 2007

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An event performed in the quiet neighborhoods of Cape Cod during the winter. In which a person wears a military helmet and climbs onto their roof in order to look into the house from their skylight. It is quite perilous and only can be done when one’s parents are not home. Participating in a Mission Rooftop can earn you fame either online or in school.

Did you see Hayley climb onto her roof in her spam post?

Yeah fam she was completing Mission Rooftop.

by justice4spike February 12, 2019

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