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offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
by Fancypanski February 24, 2014
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Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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Reverse Offense

A shots being made from a distance and is timed by following it from that shot that was released from the time it was engaged in shooting the release the one being targeted ticks on the ticking clock in opposite directions and is accurately a worlds obdominating and pinpoints those that rebel in target. Reaches its goal destinations and was perfected upon the release of well funneled exahaustion.
Kahiem: You want to see me beat the shot with the tic on my watch or should i be digitally hard on myself ill reverse offense by defeating the offensive defense that is hurting the ankles that have been outstepped in the arena of movements and has been grasped with the hands of a virtual hand karate chop.
by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021
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offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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passive offensive

1) To say things or act in such a way as to offend, without being directly offensive. 2) indirectly offensive
Wearing punk rock style clothing to a luncheon is so passive offensive!
by Paul & this girl December 4, 2017
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A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.
by Fragmoid November 24, 2023
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Offensive

when someone wants to spell Offensive they cant because dj is a moron
by woolf mr November 27, 2021
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