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Norwegian Kiss

When one partner makes out with another partners asshole, and the partners ass who's being licked starts to prairie dog.
-Mary: last night it was getting hot and heavy with my husband and i started to make-out with his butt and he started to shit on my lips.
-Tina: What you let him? Ive heard about this, I believe thats called a Norwegian Kiss Mary.
-Mary: Oh my, have you ever had one?
-Tina: No i haven't.

-Mary: To tell you the truth... I liked it.
by pea_body January 29, 2010
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Norwegian sock

To cover your feet in sperm forming a white 'sock'.
- John, have you got your Norwegian socks on again?
-Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wash!
by Pint? March 5, 2015
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norwegian stutter

noun: during a conversation, a women can't think what to say to another women to whom she wants to do norwegian things to.
I was on the phone with Birgit when my tongue failed me and sent me into a fit of norwegian stutter .
by zoepan February 4, 2005
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Corsican-Norwegian

Mixing Norwegians and Corsicans and creating Corsican-Norwegian can have very very serious consequences. It will create masters of the universe. They are by far the most awesome race in the universe.
- One of the reasons Doctor Who had to reboot the universe was because of the Corsican-Norwegians.

- The Corsican-Norwegians has the right to rule the world, but humbly declines to do so.

- Every time you do something a Corsican-Norwegian doesn't agree with, a kitten and a puppy dies.

-If you are an asshole against a Corsican-Norwegian, and he/she doesn't show you mercy, you are fucked even how quickly you manage to get away.
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Norwegian Oral

In a norwegian oral the male partner fills his mouth with snow chilling it and as it begins to melt he goes down on his female counterpart.
I gave that girl a Norwegian Oral, I think I might have gotten frostbite in my mouth.
by 12pt March 26, 2011
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norwegian milkshake

The act of having sex with a girl with a large pimple on her vagina and popping it,causing her pus to mix with your semen. then giving her oral.
I gave a girl a norwegian milkshake last night. It tasted gross
by piggyninjas August 3, 2012
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norwegian spiral

An image or video which is so out-there that many, if not most, assume that it is fake, i.e. photoshopped.

Named for the spiral anomaly that appeared in the morning sky December 9, 2009 in northern Norway that lead to a myriad of claims that it was fake. It turned out to be a failed rocket launch.
OMG look at this picture of a brave woman flying on a rocket chair, oh it's gotta be photoshopped.

Nah, man, That's real for sure, I took that picture myself, it's just a norwegian spiral, dude.
by Sir Mildred Pierce December 21, 2009
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