noob

Palak. A total emo bi-atch who likes to complain.

Wow, Palak is an emo noob.

by alejandral January 11, 2009

noob

A noob (originated in the online gaming community) Is someone with little skill set, no game but talks as if they have game. An idiot. Newb is not the same as noob.

Noob has been used by gamers for over a decade now, originated from online pc gamers and now into the streets.

Someone who picks up a rocket launcher and sheild all day and thinks he is better than everyone else is a noob. Some one who talks big yet cannot deliver is a noob. While playing Halp PC "King" scored a killtakutlar on some poor unsuspecting NOOB! The noob still thought he was better...what a NOOB!!!

by HaloPC - KING June 10, 2009

noob

1. a new inexpierenced player at any video game.

Eben D is such a noob isn't he Tyler?

by sexy turtle May 20, 2005

noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.

woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!

by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

noob

1. someone who's makes a fool of them self.
2. a poser.

somone falls off the half pipe.
you: you fell off the haf pipe, you noob.

by pinkboy July 15, 2008

noob

phrase coined by "L337" "gamers" who find it somehow incredibly annoying to be put into a multiplayer situation with anyone who has any kind of lack of knowledge about the game in question.

example 1:
"l33t" guy: dood this guy is so bad, hes gotta be a n00b

example 2:
"noob" : where is the grocery store in this level?
"l33t" guy: dude ur a noob it's over there OR: dude this guy is a noob I'm going to a different server

example 3:
"noob": dude how do you shoot?
"l33t" guy: dude F*** this game I don't want to play with this n00b

by ...!... June 22, 2010