Postorder-Regret

The sensation experienced after ordering something, and immediately regretting doing so.
‘I ordered the fish, but I was immediately struck with postorder-regret, because I knew I should have chosen the duck.’
by Neoglot September 03, 2018
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Psyche Regret

When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.

This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)

Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
by dontquoteme123 October 24, 2009
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Forgive and Regret

the eighteenth episode of the twenty-ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, and the 636th episode of the series overall.
Forgive and Regret scored a 1.0 rating with a 4 share and was watched by 2.47 million people, making it Fox's highest rated show of the night
by SPrice1980 May 09, 2023
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digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.
I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!
by JavaJaneOhio July 21, 2010
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5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food
Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.
by lordfusty August 08, 2007
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Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 09, 2024
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perfume regret

Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine
by themal123 March 14, 2024
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