glazed knuckle

When you jizz on your knuckles after mast bating

After he master bated, Mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate Evan.

by JayPare July 2, 2017

Glazed Tuna

When you find a fish and slip it in butter to slide up your asshole.

I gave my self an old Glazed tuna last night. I've been shitting out scales all day.

by JRfoR34Lnigga July 13, 2014

glazed ears

When the beef curtains are so large that after eating her box you have glazed ears.

I went down on this chic last night and came up with glazed ears.

by Captain Underpaints February 4, 2015

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022

maple glaze

another word for cum.

Jay: I just put all my maple glaze on Katie earlier.
Tim: Your what??
Jay: My maple glaze man. I came all over her! My cum was everywhere.
Tim: Oh ok.

by Token1 July 2, 2015

Glazed balls

When a girl farts while you are on top of her having sex.

Martha and Mark were fucking and she gave him glazed balls.

by bruja915 March 22, 2016

glazed gizzard

When a guy blows his load on a girl's (or another guy's) throat. It looks like a glazed gizzard.

After boob banging her, I gave her a glazed gizzard.

by TheGlazer September 15, 2012