gross behavioral criminalization

Classifying or indexing all human behavior in a criminal context so all activities can be used as pretext for investigation and prosecution.

The polar intelligence matrix between the average person and policy makers induced a gross behavioral criminalization after years of adopting confusing law.

Everyone broke the law on a daily basis because they lived in a state of gross behavioral criminalization.

Gross behavioral criminalization allowed for an easy wiretap on the police department.

by Ontological June 26, 2018

Bar behavior

behavior characteristic of when someone, especially a man, behaves as Katrina’s abusive ex-manchild boyfriend did throughout their pathetic 2.8603-year-long relationship.

Carol: Tonight, James rage-quit after I beat him at three rounds of Super Smash Bros, and now he’s not talking to me because I refused to fuck him.
Katrina: Huh. Classic Bar behavior.

by shatted August 12, 2023

complex behavior

When an AI tries too hard to be smart, resulting in hilariously dumb, repetitive, or just plain wrong actions. Think of a supposedly advanced enemy AI that gets stuck on a rock, endlessly repeats the same attack animation, or runs away from the player for no reason. Often caused by overly complicated behavior trees or state machines that the devs didn't fully test.

That boss was supposed to be a strategic genius, but his complex behavior just made him run into walls and heal me instead of attacking – total artificial stupidity!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Pell Grant Behavior

-Improvised activities that only someone who got their higher education “out the mud” would partake in or understand how to do.

-Behavior that is eloquently wretched or taboo in service of self or others that non Pell Grant recipients would not fathom.

-Behavior commonly held amongst Pell Grant recipients having lived a lower income lifestyle—that they can’t or won’t give up—following completion of their degree.

“Girl! I just found a coupon code for these tickets on Reddit. Pell Grant behavior for the win!”

“Look, I know it’s not ideal, but we gotta use toilet paper as napkins for a minute. These tariffs are no joke.”

“You taking all the onions off those bruschetta crostinis at this nice restaurant is some serious Pell grant behavior.”

“I’m pretty sure the pastor saw my zyn in when I smiled at him during the sermon. Lord forgive me and my Pell Grant Behavior.”

by Cerealincup November 8, 2025

Behavioral threat

Oh? Is stalking and persistent harassment considered by the state to be a "BEHAVIORAL THREAT!?" Woooow!

Hym "Looks like it's almost like I'm responding to a behavior threat with a threat! Would you look at that! Well ok then. Remedy the sustained behavioral threat or I'll murder your kids. Hurry it up."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2025

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it; No plan, no plot.

Lucy: Rusty said "I'm gonna kill her! and when they ask me if I did it I'm gonna say nope."

Rusty Jr.: That's some Panhandle Behavior right there.

by Ms.RustyJr May 19, 2018