Person 1 - "Did you listen to Nirvana's new song yet?"
Person 2 - "NO! They make you die if you listen to them!"
Person 1 - *AHHHH! Im dieing! HELLLLLLP*
Person 2 - "HELP! HELP! My friend died!"
Ambulence person - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "He listened to a Nirvana song, then sadly, he died"
Ambulence Person - "Oh, yeah, that stuff is deadly, stay away from it, that is our number one killer this year"
Person 1 - "Yeah I know. Okay, thanks! Take care! :)"
Person 2 - "NO! They make you die if you listen to them!"
Person 1 - *AHHHH! Im dieing! HELLLLLLP*
Person 2 - "HELP! HELP! My friend died!"
Ambulence person - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "He listened to a Nirvana song, then sadly, he died"
Ambulence Person - "Oh, yeah, that stuff is deadly, stay away from it, that is our number one killer this year"
Person 1 - "Yeah I know. Okay, thanks! Take care! :)"
by Jonathan Michael December 22, 2006
A cool band.
NOT The best band of all time and NOT the best band to come from Seattle...Hendrix came from Seattle (duh) and so did Heart and they were pretty fucking good too.
Nirvana has more soul than Metallica
Nirvana was more rocking and less flamboyant and better than RHCP,IMO
Nirvana was better in many ways than Neil Young (Damn Canadian)
Nirvana was better in every way than GnR
Hi Axl,ya faggot!
Nirvana was better by far than Pearl Jam,AIC,SOUNDGARDEN and STP and SMASHING PUMPKINS and prolly every other grunge band.
Nirvana is better than the Pixies
Nirvana is better than the Clash
Nirvana is better than the Sex Pistols
Nirvana is better than the Dead Kennedies
Nirvana is better than Black Flag or Henry Rollins
Nirvana was better than the Ramones
NOT The best band of all time and NOT the best band to come from Seattle...Hendrix came from Seattle (duh) and so did Heart and they were pretty fucking good too.
Nirvana has more soul than Metallica
Nirvana was more rocking and less flamboyant and better than RHCP,IMO
Nirvana was better in many ways than Neil Young (Damn Canadian)
Nirvana was better in every way than GnR
Hi Axl,ya faggot!
Nirvana was better by far than Pearl Jam,AIC,SOUNDGARDEN and STP and SMASHING PUMPKINS and prolly every other grunge band.
Nirvana is better than the Pixies
Nirvana is better than the Clash
Nirvana is better than the Sex Pistols
Nirvana is better than the Dead Kennedies
Nirvana is better than Black Flag or Henry Rollins
Nirvana was better than the Ramones
Nirvana mixed punk and psychedelic rock & roll which was a fine experiment and a cool sound and they almost brought ROCK back but too many copycat wannabe fagz tried to glom on to their fame and hitch a ride on their coattails when none of them were anywhere near as original and infact all copied eachothers shitty styles which was all a bunch of baaaa-ing and mooo-ing like farm animals (AIC and PEARL JAM) etc.
by grunge sucked/Nirvana was pretty good August 07, 2004
A shitty ass band fronted by talentless singer named Kunt Cobain.
Nirvana has to be one of the most overrated and shittiest bands ever along with Pearl jam which is even worse.
Nirvana has to be one of the most overrated and shittiest bands ever along with Pearl jam which is even worse.
Nirvana is a pathetic excuse of a band; try to listen to some real music who requires actual talent like Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Blind Guardian, Deep Purple, Whitesnake, Iced Earth and Riot.
by Pearljamsuckscock April 30, 2011
Nirvana was a fantabulas band who (in my opinion) created a whole new genre of music.
everything was just fine and dandy until kurt died... he was MURDERED i tell u...MURDERED!
anyways *cough*
go out and buy ALL their albums-theyre mazin
everything was just fine and dandy until kurt died... he was MURDERED i tell u...MURDERED!
anyways *cough*
go out and buy ALL their albums-theyre mazin
tra la la la la
i didnt want to do an example :(
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
*emma coughs awkwardly-sorry*
it says i have to use the word Nirvana-there-i did it ! BLAH!
i didnt want to do an example :(
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
*emma coughs awkwardly-sorry*
it says i have to use the word Nirvana-there-i did it ! BLAH!
by dementedfaer1e April 22, 2006
by dref said right June 04, 2004
An early 90s proto-emo band that was slapped with the claim of "killing" Hair Metal/Metal. Their fans swear they aren't emo. They were highly popular amongst the highly apathetic amongst the proto-emo crowd in the 90s. The lead singer, Kurt Cobain became 'An-Hero' in the year 1994 after he ate a shot gun shell, and has since been every emo's role model and their personal favorite An Hero. Before the untimely ending of the band, they made 3 classic albums
How to be emo Vol.I: Bleach
How to be emo Vol.II: Nevermind
How to be emo Vol.III: In Utero
These albums have become classic amongst the emos of today, after the proto-emo's got jobs and lightened up. Nirvana albums can be spotted on iPods of every modern emo now days.
How to be emo Vol.I: Bleach
How to be emo Vol.II: Nevermind
How to be emo Vol.III: In Utero
These albums have become classic amongst the emos of today, after the proto-emo's got jobs and lightened up. Nirvana albums can be spotted on iPods of every modern emo now days.
2000s Emo: Hey man I found this really good old emo
1990s Nirvana fan: Psst, I hate emo
2000s Emo: But I think you heard of them... Nirvana?
1990s Nirvana fan: WHAT! NIRVANA ISN'T EMO!
1990s Nirvana fan: Psst, I hate emo
2000s Emo: But I think you heard of them... Nirvana?
1990s Nirvana fan: WHAT! NIRVANA ISN'T EMO!
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 06, 2010
by rachel November 02, 2003