Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

Nigel

(n.) A male who is a non-local muscular bimbo

A: Hi! can you show me the way to the gym supplements store? I want to buy some protein powder.
B: You are such a Nigel.

by Lnmb January 6, 2019

Nigel

A greeting from one hood member to another. This word can be used by all races.

Yo what up my nigel! Oh yo tyrone whats been poppin

#mynigel

by rumrumrumrumrumvrum January 16, 2019

nigels

a multiple group if nigels in a gang

the nigels will shank you

by jakepauldaddy August 17, 2018

Nigelism

nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.

Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!

by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018

Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.

Oi, there's a Nigel over there.

by Jiggera June 3, 2018

Nigel

Nigel is another way to say the n-word, but it's not racist

Dude 1: That nigel kobe went off for 50 yesterday.
Dude 2: Fax that nigel is cold blooded to the vein

by 12er5ttf June 26, 2019