nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.
Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!
by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018

by mrs tosser September 14, 2025

An ugly online chatroom male who lies, fabricating being in a online relationship with an imaginary girlfriend. A fully paid up member of the Andrew Tate Army.
by Xyzboy June 7, 2025

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025

Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023
