New England Style Rusty Lantern

A New England Style rusty lantern is basically a rusty trombone however you light the receiver's pubes on fire while in a dark room.

After the power went out in the North East I thought it would be fun to receive a New England style rusty lantern. However the front side glow took away from the backside delight.

by daddydeals March 14, 2025

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

New England Howdy

A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.

Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.

by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022

New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.

oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night

by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018

New England Double Whammy

When a penis gives out a double load of cum.

I gave that dude a Double Whammy.

Which one?

A New England Double Whammy.

by AJJ304 October 29, 2008

New England waterbirth

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021

New England Accent

The accent of Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Parts of Eastern Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Maine. It's part of the New England culture. You'll see it on some TV Shows like Family Guy. The accent is declining amongst younger speakers, but older speakers will have a thick New England accent.

Examples of the New England Accent:

Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah

New Hampshire - New Hampshuh

New York - New Yahk

Red Sox - Red Sawx

Water Fountain - Bubbler
Speed Bump - Speed Hump

Very Cold - Wicked Cold
Turn Signal - Blinker

Roundabout - Rotary

February - Febuary

March - Mahch

Summer - Summuh

Your - Yuh
Here - Hy

Asshole - Ess'ole

Worcester - Wuhstuh
Cape Cod - The Cape
Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd

Police - Coppuh

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 10, 2021