Netietren

### **Netietrens** *(noun · plural)*

**Pronunciation:** *neh-TEE-uh-trenz*

**Definition:**
People who are **blinded by technology**, screens, and artificial systems — individuals so immersed in digital life that they lose awareness of reality, self, nature, and truth.

**Singular:** *Netietren*

**Extended meaning:**
A Netietren lives through devices rather than experience, mistakes information for wisdom, and confuses connection with constant connectivity.

**Usage examples:**

* *“Daily netietrens scrolling while the world burns.”*
* *“Surrounded by netietrens, minds trapped in the screen.”*
* *“Not a netietren — I unplug to see clearly.”*

by Fuller Gamble December 22, 2025

Golden Netipot

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers

"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"

by Sstephan August 16, 2019

3tini n3tik

Fucking

Daddy:let's go home 3tini n3tik
Babygirl: ok daddy

by Hachim123456789 March 9, 2020

Golden Neti Pot

When someone urinates in one nostril and it pours out the other nostril.

Bob came home from work early one day only to find his wife acting as the last link in a golden neti pot chain.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022

Arkansas Neti Pot

When your cousin gives you a blow job and you cum in her nose.

My cousin sucked me off at the family reunion and gave her an Arkansas Neti Pot.

by BACooper January 18, 2026

yusuf and neti

Sweetest and most amazing couple in existance tends to be cuter than a puppy

oh i wish we had a realtionship like yusuf and neti

by BREAKALEG December 3, 2017

Money shot neti pot

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.

He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.

by Chefman43223 April 21, 2022