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nerdsex

Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.
I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!

Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"
by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006
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needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;
Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)
by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011
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nerdlry

Hardware that is worn at all times but never used.
For example: Blue tooth, flash drive necklaces, etc.
Stuart's nerdlry adds up to 10 pounds and 500 gigabytes.
by sillyrabbi November 4, 2007
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Nerdest

A person who prefers to sit at the computer naked. Not necessarily related to surfing porn, someone who simply prefers to be naked while working at the computer.
I know many "Nerds" who sit in a darkened room all day, coding or doing some kind of "nerd" related job.

3 of these people prefer to sit naked while working. We came up with the term nerdest to describe nerds who prefer to sit and work naked.
by mossking March 5, 2009
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needleshnick

a turd made of loose poop
GUY 1:Ew dude today i found the biggest needleshnick in my toilet.
GUY 2:Dude it must have been someone from the party last night
by wileycoyote April 25, 2009
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nerdberg

To sit around in your lounge room communicating using only your laptops.
Look at those 3 nerdbergers over there.
by the violet vibrator February 11, 2010
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needle choir

A pleasant crescendo caused by the multiple sounds of tattoo artists' needles in a tattoo studio.
Jase the Inker: Isn't that a pleasant sound to the ears of the needle choir?

Customer: Ah fuck, watch what you're doing, that really hurts you fucker!
by The Gonzo Lecture April 18, 2010
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