by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

it's not a fuckin thing you horny fuck. go jump off a damn bridge if you think it's okay to grab a girls tits, you fucking bastard.
dude 1: "it's national grab boob day! let's go grab some tits!"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
dude 2: "are you actually serious? you're fucking disgusting"
by tr4nsfreakk May 13, 2022

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )
by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻
by Ew.... May 18, 2021

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

by Kinglopez24 April 11, 2019

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man
Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"
Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"
by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022
