Narceny

When a narcissist fragrantly steals your time by rambling on and on about themselves.

"Suzie would not shut up about all her stupid family problems - that bitch committed Grand Narceny."

by the Perdverts May 31, 2014

Narcalgluteophobia

The fear of regularly sitting for so long that your ass falls asleep, to the point that your ass being asleep is the new normal anatomical state.

"Emily was considering accepting that desk job, but she had a really bad case of narcalgluteophobia so she passed on it."

by Mike_Milburys_Shoe June 22, 2015

Narbitrarian

A person who thrusts their emotionally based self righteous opinions into social commentary with no fact checking or assent to reality. Narcissism + Arbitrary + Contrarian.

"Nancy is such a narbitrarian SJW."

by 1984 AD January 22, 2016

narbon

The coolest person on the great earth no one can surpass this man with the last name of Narbon he is funny cool smart crazy does dumb things but people love him for all of that

Aye guys look it's Narbon!

by Cool kid😂 December 20, 2016

Narb

No apparent reason boner.

I was sitting in class and all of the sudden got a narb.

by Svd.77 June 15, 2017

narcibitch

Narcisistic woman who shits on you without empathy to agrandize herself

Cindy was such a narcibitch she put her man down infrint of all her friends with a smile.

by docnusso October 26, 2017

narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.

“ God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”

by Zig zags April 23, 2018