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The fear of regularly sitting for so long that your ass falls asleep, to the point that your ass being asleep is the new normal anatomical state.
"Emily was considering accepting that desk job, but she had a really bad case of narcalgluteophobia so she passed on it."
by Mike_Milburys_Shoe June 22, 2015
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