muckanic

A seasoned grease-monkey who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

Da local auto-repair-shop guy claims to be a full-service muckanic, so why does da sign out front say, "We don't do transmissions or differentials"???

by QuacksO March 8, 2025

Murkn

Awesome twitch mod

That streamer's mod was really Murkn

by Tombuscuss November 24, 2025

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021