the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part
Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
is used when a girl borrows 10 rupees from you for no reason cuz she is broke af Anyone qualified to be a slut munde must have undergone the daggar munde terminology
she : pass me some cash to buy idli
he : ehh daggar munde, pay up last month’s egg burji cash