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fire muff

A true red headed woman who has bright red pubic hair.
"I banged this chick last night who had a fire muff"
by Craigco December 3, 2007
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muff mouse

A small white instrument a women pokes up her vagina when the river is flowing red. Tampon.
Jessica needed to use the nearest loo to change her muff mouse..
by Jaydude101 November 3, 2013
mugGet the muff mousemug.

muff smuggle

When a woman hides something in her vagina to transfer illegal goods to another place.
Mary Jane muff smuggled her weed when she flew from Seattle to Tucson.
by Masnatseoj March 16, 2012
mugGet the muff smugglemug.

muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.
that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat
by honeybear9001 July 19, 2010
mugGet the muff patmug.

maxi muff

A combination of Muff Cabbage and Maxi tampon. The ultimate insulting nickname.
by that_gurl;) October 23, 2013
mugGet the maxi muffmug.

Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009
mugGet the Monster Muffmug.

Muff Paste

Muff paste
The sticky liquid that can be harvested from your lady friends vagina.
It is a multi purpose liquid that can be refined for different situations.
Among other meanings it is the congealed white paste caught in a mans pubic hair after a good sex session.
Clinical studies have revealed that there is a link between hotness and potentness of muff paste. The hotter the lady friend the better the muff paste. Ratten lady friends produce lower quality muff paste.
During studies no animals were harmed. All muff paste tests were conducted under international muff regulations which confirm to the muff study of 1992.
Example 1: It can be used for ailments and ointments. If it is pure clean muff paste it can be used as an antiseptic healing cream like sudocreme / germolene.
Example 2: Depending on its viscosity rating you could use it as engine oil. Lubrication is a good property.
Example 3: It can be used as a crack filling product like polyfiller. Leaving a surface that can be painted over for the perfect smooth finish.
Example 4: Stinky muff paste of the worst kind could be used as a weapon of mass destruction (WMDofMUFF) causing world chaos.

Health and Safety warning: Muff paste samples should only be handled by highly trained wasters.
Goggles should be warn at all time when handling muff paste.
Never ingest the muff paste fumes and alert emergency services of any direct contact with muff paste.
Copyright: Boys from Bangor (x3).
I was bucking your ma last night and she produced some mighty fined muff paste.
We are now harvesting your ma!
by Muff_Paste_master June 14, 2014
mugGet the Muff Pastemug.

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