by Wsp babe February 11, 2021
Get the chuka mucka mug.A person who goes to sleep at 7am and wakes up for their 5pm shift at 4:45. Always ready to lay it down but has no girls and is to afraid to go out to get some. Also is very hairy and ugly
“Damn, Garry really is a horny Muskrat”
“I’ve gone to work, hit the gym, and had two meals before you even woke up you dumb horny muskrat”
“I’ve gone to work, hit the gym, and had two meals before you even woke up you dumb horny muskrat”
by CharlieChan January 4, 2026
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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