moop

Noun: derogatory slang; a stupid bastard

Verb: to move about aimlessly with no real sense of purpose, perhaps due to stupidity or depression

Noun: Look at that big moop over there in his jorts. What a loser.

Verb: He's been mooping around ever since his jorts got stolen.

by Big Moop October 24, 2008

moop

n. any of a species of greasy-haired, pedophilic co-worker who invents stories about a fictitious life, makes jokes so bad your eyes run, and is generally incompetent, but suspiciously still employed.

"That guy brought down the entire development server for the third time today and now he's having lunch with the boss. He must be a real moop!"

by moop_go_boom March 25, 2010

moomoo

a little asian person who likes back scratches, cigarettes, sex, and music. AND CORN

MooMoo, stop mooing everywhere before all the other moomoos come out

by dirtydirtyd October 21, 2010

alabama moonpie

The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.

My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.

by Joe Borris September 25, 2011

Moomin

Slang for penis

Alrigt love, get your lips 'round my throbbing moomin

by Michael Munn August 10, 2003

Mooman

One who is completely dependable and reliable, and moooves you

That boy is a mooman, and hot as hell

by junieC November 23, 2007

moom

to be slightly saddened when you hear or experience something that you do not like or that has otherwise make you feel unhappy in some way.

georgina: "how am i smelling today"

peter: "not so fresh"

georgina: "ow moom"

by Mezzaj February 14, 2012