Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.

Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.

by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016

montana stump grinder

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.

"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

by Blownchevy1996 January 28, 2017

Montana Ranch Hand

A handjob, given to completion, with ranch dressing used as lubricant.

Deep in the Hidden Valleys you will find the best Montana Ranch Hands around.

by The Montana Ranch Hand June 19, 2020

Hannah Montana

Slang word for cocaine

*Hey bruh do you got some of that good Hannah Montana?
*Yah fam the best

by Ralphsters March 16, 2015

hannah montana’d

To expose someone or “pull off their wig”

Boy to friend: I used to date so many girls in highschool
Mom: He never even went to prom!
Friend: Ooh she just Hannah Montana’d the fuck outta you

by Hannahmaria2101 November 19, 2017

Montana Miscarriage

The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.

Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.

by jmc1971 September 8, 2020

Hanna Montana

masturbate, verb

You should go Hanna Montana in the privacy of your own room.

by Robagel August 28, 2013