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as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike
He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike
by PaulineH March 12, 2014
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Motor

1. An engine.

2. British slang for "automobile".

3. Slang for motorcycle, usually in reference to police motorcycles.
1. Damn it, my motor's shot again!

2. Oi! That wanker just nicked my motor!

3. After passing the test, Jim was assigned to the police department's motor unit.
by swat1975 September 24, 2009
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penis motorboat

(v.) Act of a woman giving the balls/grundle/junk the motorboat effect. Studies have shown this to be most enjoyable... especially while eating corn beef hash.t
The Penis Motorboat...
By Patrck J. Ferro, Jr.
Narrated by Jason Blank

What happened was... I woke up one morning and I came out of this persons house which I didn't know wher eit was. And I saw a blue sky. And as I called my friends, they were like where are you, and I was like, I don't know, but I just saw a blue sky and went. So... I walked that way. And after a couple of blocks, I arrived at the ocean. And at the ocean I found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, And I saw the nice grass on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because I was still drunk, and to this day I have never been back there, But, they had the best corn beef hash. And, as I was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and I did. And I am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as I was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two balls, and motor boated the shit out of them. And it was amazing. This cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. There is no greater feeling than a penis motor while eating corn beef hash.

-End
by John McGizzle July 11, 2009
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the motorcycle

An incredibly easy dance! Just lean back and pretend you are revving up a motorcycle. Invented and popularized by rapper Yung Joc, who can be seen doing the motorcycle in his video, "It's Goin' Down".
"I saw Tom Cruise doing the motorcycle on BET. It was really sad!"
by nastina June 11, 2006
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motorcycle

A two wheeled hearse. The ultimate chick magnet...bound to get you laid. You will be considered a true outlaw by your friends if you ride one. Just don't get hurt!
Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.
by sdfasdasd December 7, 2006
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Motor Crook

v. To motorboat a female while showering with her.
By the time Ben left the shower his face was bruised from all of the motor crooking.
by The Studebakers September 4, 2011
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french motorboat

a french motorboat takes place when a guy sticks his balls in a glass of milk and girl uses a straw to blow bubbles in the milk
Robert loves getting a french motorboat.
by Jackie Mother Fuckin' Jones August 1, 2003
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