Mouth Sandwich

When you can't be bothered to construct a sandwich so you start eating the fillings directly.

You: I want to have a snack before I sleep...
Friend: Just have a mouth sandwich and let's head to bed.

by bad english definitioniyer July 8, 2022

mouth job

Mouth-to-penis or mouth-to-vulva stimulation

That cum dumpster Barrett gives the best mouth jobs.

by John Henrique January 19, 2006

mouth donut

A particularly bushy, dense goatee, in the shape of a circle around the guy's mouth. So-called because it resembles a chocolate frosted doughnut. Popular with frat boys (goes well with a cinched brimmed baseball cap) and baseball players.

Kevin Youkilis of the Red Sox shaved off his mouth donut for charity.

by Pantstron3000 December 10, 2007

mouth-tetris

When a blow-job is performed in which two or more penises are inserted into the mouth. This act can also be performed using similarly phallic objects.

"also, i can fit 21 baby carrots in my mouth. don't test me, i did it. one big game of mouth-tetris."

by William Fisher January 9, 2009

Mouth full of joy

When a male cums in your girlfriend or other sexual partners mouth without any warning whats so ever.

"Jon seriously gave Tiffany one huge mouth full of joy last night she didn't even see it coming"

by Natedoctor January 17, 2011

mouth watering

tempting, desirable

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.

by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017

Mouth Rape

The act of placing one's finger into the mouth of a yawning victim.

This MUST be done when the mouth is open at its widest, to get the ultimate effect and the least chance of them biting your finger off. This must be a quick "in" "out" motion whilst the perp shouts "MOUTH RAPE". This leaves the victim feeling unsatisfied, violated and unable to finish their yawn.

THE ULTIMATE MOUTH RAPE.

Indikah: "Im sleepy" <-----YAWN's

Laura: See's opportunity and moves in

Laura: "MOUTH RAPE"

Indikah looks on in shock feeling violated.

by Ragoshi July 2, 2012