cooze missile

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.

Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?

by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012

mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.

"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"

by plebican September 1, 2022

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

Missile Mk.II

The Missile Mk.II is the most powerful class of the Missiles. It is constructed by using the basic principals of joint smithing. You Take one rolling paper(preferably Zig-Zag) and apply 5grams of cannabis resin to the paper then add a thin sheet of tobacco on top. When shaped nicely, roll, when rolled take a poking device and pack each end of the jont down as far as possible without making it too tight or ripping the skin twist at one end and roach the other...Spark that Bad Boy and it'll blow you away!

Notes: Making Missiles is not for the amateur roller.
Rolling to tight will not allow a balls reek to come out.
Not for first time smokers- THEY WILL WHITIE!

"Awww Shaggy Man Dare You Roll A Missile Mk.II?" "Oh You Dam Right To The Balls..."

by Scott Millar February 20, 2005

Grizzle Missile

Ejaculation over an unshaved vagina.

"Dude, Sharon hasn't shaved for over a week. I totally had to give her the Grizzle Missile."

by J2da$ September 15, 2009