MAP (minor attracted person)

Whitewashed term for a pedophile.

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."

by Pokipann July 12, 2018

minor details

1. Conventional: Taken to represent trivial matters or trivial parts of a larger issue. Minor details are not considered necessary to understanding the "big picture" and are thus extraneous. Anything that is secondary to understanding the "point" of an issue can be considered to be minor details. Anything of little importance in general can also be referred to as minor details.

2. Sarcastic: A response which satirically downplays something important. Any usage which is used to satirically highlight a use given in definition 1.

Notes: This can be used either as a "subject" (grammatically) or as a response to another's comment.

1. Conventional

Johnny: OMG, I lost my receipt from the gas station the other day!
Jane: Minor details, don't sweat it.

2. Sarcastic

Johnny: I totally blew my math final!
Jane: Minor details. :P

by banzaimonkey September 22, 2005

Dur Minor

1. a musical key in which many syllables in a song are replaced by dur or ur

...Hey Durd, Durn't make it burd. Turk a Sad surng and make it burrter

by Lex February 17, 2005

fringe minority

When an opinion doesn't fit your narrative.

Karen said it was a "fringe minority" who were scared about certain freedoms being taken away from them by a minority government, and asking that kids be not forced to put masks when walking to school.

by unwantedlol February 11, 2022

minorly

adjective

1: To improve a minimal amount.
2: To effect something as little as possible.

1) Quailman's attempts at play guitar are minorly improving.
2) Silver Skeeter moved the world so minorly that only the eskimo's realized it was warmer.

by Bryan Barletta September 26, 2005

minto sponinto

Something that is fucking sweet as

That bitches tits are fucking minto sponinto man

by Kvlt666 January 16, 2009

Mintos

Mintos is the ultimate lifeform. Mintos is perfect in every way and is the creator of the most important things in the universe such as Shrek, anime and the universe itself.

MINTOS IS MASTER!

by WilSirAB June 13, 2017