arse mince

arse mince is another term for "jobbies" or "Shit" with a very distinctive smell.

"after sticking my cock in emily's bum i noticed small fragments of arse mince it stunk".

by lee and les November 15, 2007

mincers

Eyes. Abbreviation for mince pies; Cockney Rhyming Slang for eyes.

Use yer mincers.

by OnLineJones September 22, 2009

Minged up

staying on the slopes allllll night!

ex. 1) Yo me and my boy were all minged up last night, we couln't even eiffel tower that chick.

ex. 2) you wanna split an 8 ball and get all minged up?????

by mingmastamic October 17, 2009

Mince-nipper

An uninformed usually young person or 'nipper' engaging in generally unfavourable 'mince-like' activities typical of his/her age, a little mince nipper.

Steady on, I don't want that bloody Mince-nipper involved in this game of hungry hippos; you know what he's like.

by Jones Realname June 23, 2012

Mincetard

Someone who is fat and uses twitter

Have you seen that mincetard?

by Bag Source February 19, 2018

Mincerafters

another hyperlands house. pretty pog cus mince owns it. players are bad cus bedwars is bad. its basically minecrafters but switching up the e and c.

minceraftersisntdumb is not dumb

by jq is dum April 24, 2021

Minceraft

Minceraft is a common misspelling of the popular game "Minecraft" and you've probably searched "Minceraft" in your browser to get here, you're really stupid

John: Hey, I just got Minceraft

Bob: Did you seriously just misspell Minecraft?

John: ...

Bob: ...

by (NAME GOES HERE LOL) November 8, 2021