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Mexican morphine

An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
When Sandy broke her finger, she killed the pain with Mexican morphine.
by Led Zeppole November 25, 2003
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mexican shot

When one person takes a shot of alcohol and, instead of swallowing in, pours it from their mouth into another's while kissing.
I did a Mexican shot with my best friend at the bar last night.
by Baislholrey May 24, 2016
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Mexican overdrive

Taking an automobile out of gear or shifting into neutral while on a decline in an effort to improve fuel economy.
After cresting the top of the hill, Juan shifted his pick-up into Mexican overdrive.
by keefer March 3, 2004
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Mexican Gentleman

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.
Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.
by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013
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mexicans dozen

A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.
How many deep they rolling?

Shit, they got a Mexicans dozen in that bitch.
by Rhym September 15, 2017
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mexican smokebomb

when you proceed to jizz and shit your pants in great excietment and or surprise
I had a mexican smokebomb in my pants when I saw the unicorn anal rape a man.
by Just/in/case8133 January 11, 2013
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